That Escalated

1. #1
   "fight or flight" he chose both

   https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1x4afl6/fight_or_flight_he_chose_both/
2. #2
   Stupidity comes at a price.

   https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/1x45anj/stupidity_comes_at_a_price/
3. #3
   maybe maybe maybe

   https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/comments/1x4grld/maybe_maybe_maybe/