Boop Report

1. #1
   “…my movement… was so slow… that it’s imperceptible.”

   https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog/comments/1wotdwn/my_movement_was_so_slow_that_its_imperceptible/
2. #2
   The Ragdoll never accepted his love (in his defence, the ragdoll was an angy 19 year old man-kitty)

   https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1woac64/the_ragdoll_never_accepted_his_love_in_his/